I am turning in my 'Adult Membership Card". I don't wanna be one anymore. Being an adult sucks. I quit.
Having to be the adult isn't fun anymore. I'm done.
Hell, I wasn't even a very good adult. I have always been whiney and bitchy, so maybe I wan't meant to be grown up. I think three years old sounds good to me right now.
So I'm going to take my nap now.