Saturday, August 23, 2008

That isn't nice, John.

A fellow University of North Texas alumni telling everyone I am going to hell? That just isn't very nice.

I saw this first over on the forums. John Hagee has decided Stay at Home Dads are hell bound. Of course he also blamed Hurricane Katrina on gays. Since he was wrong back then, surely he is bound to be right eventually, right?

Worse than an infidel? Mr. Mom? Ouch.

For the record, I really don't want to go to hell and have to pull up to the dinner table with pious idiots like Hagee and Robert Tilton (even though I don't know that Tilton ever railed against SAHDs specifically). But I don't want a job, either.

So I am torn. (Or should I say, ripped?)

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

You'll never guess

OK, so we were driving about three blocks from the State Mental Health Hospital. So I am not quiet as surprised if I had see him at the state capitol. Or just about anywhere else.

It was about 95 degrees out there today. Dude, wearing pair of blue jeans, motorcycle boots, a multi-colored pancho for a shirt and a...

Are you ready for this?

Might want to swallow your Dr Pepper, now.

OK, ready?

Dude might have weighted a hundred and five pounds and he was at least 6 feet tall.

Ready for it?

He had on mirrored sunglasses, too.

And I was already noticing the fabulousness of the outfit when I noticed the CODPIECE!

A black leather codpiece strapped right over his...

blue jeans.

Yep, I loves this city!

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Still alive and bitching

Just haven't been around here much lately.

Didn't want you to think that things were rolling along TOO smoothly for me, just nothing blog-worthy lately.