Tuesday, October 20, 2009

3 days until payday

And we are out of margarita mix, limes AND tequila.

C'Mon Friday!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Why Moms are better than Dads.

They have this. Which is definitely NOT safe for work, church, toddlers or the elderly...

And we got this. Which is just painful, really.

Of course, we have this one, too. Which is better. But you could watch with your grandma during a Bible study.

The Mommy video needed a warning. How cool is that?

Girls rule the internetz.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

I must have a magic ass

I swear (I really do. You should hear me when the lawn mower won't start...) my rear end must be wired into the telephone system somehow.

For the second time today, just as my butt was hitting the couch for a couple of minutes of reading, the phone rang. I am starting to wonder if someone is watching me through the windows and making the phones ring when my seat finally finds a seat.