Yeah, my kids and I WERE walking right the hell behind you when you threw the minivan into reverse in the school parking lot.
And double yeah, I did knock the shit outta the back end of your car, right next to the brand new, paper dealer's tags.. And I dropped the F Bomb where your kids could hear. So the hell what? Want to learn to drive that damn thing now that you bought it?
'Cause you are single-handedly giving all of the idiot minivan drivers a bad name, you careless shithead.