Thursday, October 01, 2009

I must have a magic ass

I swear (I really do. You should hear me when the lawn mower won't start...) my rear end must be wired into the telephone system somehow.

For the second time today, just as my butt was hitting the couch for a couple of minutes of reading, the phone rang. I am starting to wonder if someone is watching me through the windows and making the phones ring when my seat finally finds a seat.

1 comment:

The Father of Five said...

Couch? Usually it's a white porcelain seat at my place...