Tuesday, September 01, 2009

It's been a long time

For the past month or so I have really enjoyed torturing the wife with 12 little words.

No! Not "Hey honey, hold on to my beer and watch me try this..." something that strikes fear much deeper in her heart: "It's been a long time since we've been to the Emergency Room."

The woman doubles up in fear and panic every time she hears these words. Kind of like when she heard herself say "I do" about 14 years ago.


The Father of Five said...

Uh-oh.... What happened? Hope all are O.K.!

Mike said...

Nope. nothing happened. Just like torturing the wife and tempting fate.

boss lady said...

If we could ever PAY OFF the last 4 years of ER bills, it would be fine. But, we're BROKE!