Why is it that I can't find a gdamn pen in this house? I need to sign a state form and it has to be in blue or black ink. So what have I found on my quest:
13 unsharpened pencils
Sharpie Markers in Orange, Blue, Light Blue and Black
Gel pens in gold, silver, red, lavender and green
3 sharpened pencils
One pen shaped click eraser
Maybe if I keep looking I'll find Hoffa and save the FBI some trouble.
Edit - One hour and six minutes later...
OK, I found one. In the bathroom in a drawer. Dunno why it was there.
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What?! No Crayons??
Shannon
After an unfortunate incident involving a blue crayon and a hot minivan last summer, we keep those things under lock and key.
One of the few things in this house that I know right where they are. And I ain't telling.
I was harshly scolded and reprimanded after the wife was unable to discover all of the crayons in my laundry before creating clothign art in the dryer. I thought the clothes were hot - you should have seen her!!
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