Thursday, June 08, 2006

My kingdom for a freakin' blue pen.

Why is it that I can't find a gdamn pen in this house? I need to sign a state form and it has to be in blue or black ink. So what have I found on my quest:

13 unsharpened pencils
Sharpie Markers in Orange, Blue, Light Blue and Black
Gel pens in gold, silver, red, lavender and green
3 sharpened pencils
One pen shaped click eraser

Maybe if I keep looking I'll find Hoffa and save the FBI some trouble.

Edit - One hour and six minutes later...

OK, I found one. In the bathroom in a drawer. Dunno why it was there.


Darth Daddy said...

What?! No Crayons??


Mike said...

After an unfortunate incident involving a blue crayon and a hot minivan last summer, we keep those things under lock and key.

One of the few things in this house that I know right where they are. And I ain't telling.

Darth Daddy said...

I was harshly scolded and reprimanded after the wife was unable to discover all of the crayons in my laundry before creating clothign art in the dryer. I thought the clothes were hot - you should have seen her!!