Why is it that I can't find a gdamn pen in this house? I need to sign a state form and it has to be in blue or black ink. So what have I found on my quest:
13 unsharpened pencils
Sharpie Markers in Orange, Blue, Light Blue and Black
Gel pens in gold, silver, red, lavender and green
3 sharpened pencils
One pen shaped click eraser
Maybe if I keep looking I'll find Hoffa and save the FBI some trouble.
Edit - One hour and six minutes later...
OK, I found one. In the bathroom in a drawer. Dunno why it was there.