When I was cruising the neighborhood, checking out every one else's junk piles, I found a treasure. A real work of art.
An 18 inch by 36 inch painting of a nude woman. On black velvet. It was sitting against the mailbox at a really nice house. And she was facing the street in all her velvety glory.
So I grabbed that painting and have now displayed it over at Law Talking Guy's house. It is hanging on his outdoor lamp, between the garage doors. Displayed like the fine piece of art that it is.
I mean, really, I would not want to mess it up. 'Cause I'll likely be seeing it again. Soon.