It's an old joke that I yell out anytime I hear the great crash of plates and dishes come from a restaurant kitchen.
Here is another good joke.
Want to know what happens when a 6 pack of Shiner Bock comes rolling out of the 'fridge and meets the concrete floors in my kitchen? Beer Flood!
The house now smells like a mix of generic Lysol, good beer and Swiffer wets. Good times! And don't forget to wear shoes when you go in the kitchen.