Wednesday, July 27, 2005

ADHDaddy Farm and Ranch Realty Co.

This morning we were driving past a thrift store. On the front of the store they had a banner that read "Putting People to Work".

So that got me thinking of a way to restate that sentiment. Then I got bored and decided on a great sign for a real estate company, specifically one that specializes in farm and ranch land... "Putting People Out to Pasture".

I thought it was funny. The wife thought it was funny. But know that only a few minutes later I told The Boss Lady that I was so hungry "I could eat my own left tit".

Take that as you wish.

2 comments:

Darth Daddy said...

Some comedians just don't know when to stop when they are ahead.

Shannon

Rick said...

That reminds me of a joke.

"A naked woman walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a giant salami under the other. She walks up to the bar and says to the bartender