Wednesday, July 27, 2005

ADHDaddy Farm and Ranch Realty Co.

This morning we were driving past a thrift store. On the front of the store they had a banner that read "Putting People to Work".

So that got me thinking of a way to restate that sentiment. Then I got bored and decided on a great sign for a real estate company, specifically one that specializes in farm and ranch land... "Putting People Out to Pasture".

I thought it was funny. The wife thought it was funny. But know that only a few minutes later I told The Boss Lady that I was so hungry "I could eat my own left tit".

Take that as you wish.


Darth Daddy said...

Some comedians just don't know when to stop when they are ahead.


Rick said...

That reminds me of a joke.

"A naked woman walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a giant salami under the other. She walks up to the bar and says to the bartender