Whoever said

that babies would eventually cry themselves to sleep never met The Little Dude.

Fed? Check.

Clean diaper? Check.

Burped? Mostly.

Spit the rest up? All over me. Check.

Laying with a blanket did the trick? Nope.

Walking the hood surely did, right? Hah! 2 miles. He can cry through that without even breaking a sweat!

He was winding down when the cable installer working next door rang the doorbell. Like I needed another reason to hate the cable Co! Now I have him sitting up,in his baby carrier, watching a ceiling fan.

It isn't working.

But it is something, right? Yep.