Rick, you ignorant slut...

Whatcha go and do that for? Jinxing me is not nice.

The toilet was so clogged up this afternoon that I had to make a run to Home Depot for a toilet auger. The plunger just wouldn't cut it.

Thanks for hexing me. Want to wish any more ill on me or my house, buddy?

No more fixing stuff, OK!

Yesterday we found out the house needs a new roof. Today we find out if the foundation needs work. Sometime this summer I'll have the termite guys over to see what kind of damage we have. Whatever it is, I bet the repairs will be cheap, right?

There are times that I sure do miss renting.

Or living with my parents. OK, maybe it is not that bad. It is only the floor walls and roof giving me problems over here.

871

The spam fest is over. I hit 871 emails this evening when gmail started removing the oldest from my spam box.

The only hassle in the whole deal was deleting them all. gmail would only let me delete 50 at a time until i made a quick change to my settings. Then I could delete 100 of the suckers with a couple of clicks.

Less than a minute and a month's worth of spam was gone like the dawn.

ADHDaddy, spam collector

850 spam messages in the box, 1 and a half hours until gmail should start deleting unread spam.

11:51am Up to 857 now and gmail hasn't deleted any, yet